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A dedication to ELVIS by Margaret Kim
Enhanced by playing yo what uh yeh.m3u
by Machine Drum

Ms. Pincombe calls out on the street,
Mr. Shiver Pants, please be discreet!

Though I always take a lot a heat,
Altadena’’s where I hang my feet
And chill…and sleep…uh-huh—repeat.

They say,
Won”t you do your shiver dance,
Like you got somethin” in your pants.
Poodles from the South of France
Admire you while they”re ”en vacances”. (pronounce: on va-CANTS)
A pleasurable circumstance?

I can shiver
Make you quiver
Cry a river
I deliver.

I”m small but I can make the grades,
I”m into GRANDE escapades.
But don”t expect…no charades,
When you turn on them ******* wiper blades.
Before…my eyes…my life—it fades.

Felines never give me sass.
I walk real slow in tall, wet grass.
And every time I see a lass,
I just wag my tail and shake my ass.
Ain”t no doubt—I”ve got class.

They say,
Won”t you do your shiver dance
Like you got somethin” in your pants.
He’’s for real—he’’s not enhanced.
They call me Mr. Shiver Pants.
Mr. Shiver Shiver Shiver Shiver Shiver Pants.

I can shiver
Make you quiver
Cry a river
I deliver.

I can shiver
Make you quiver
Cry a river
I deliver.