We’re off to see the Weezard (of bras?)

January 14th, 2008 · No Comments

With all the popularity of Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter, I really wanted to investigate whether or not Weezards actually existed in Southern California. I asked The Lady if she knew of any and after giving it much thought, she remembered seeing a sign for a Weezard, off the 210 freeway near Home Depot. It was the only one she knew of.

THE WIZARD OF BRA’S

I could hardly contain myself! Would this Weezard have a tall pointy hat, long beard? a wand? a cloak? Would this Weezard possess all the mighty power and knowledge of the universe? Most importantly, could this Weezard give me, a 4+ lb. chihuahua, what I longed for, the power of all knowingness?

Oh, by the way (I asked )…”what’s a bra?”
AY CARRUMMBA!!!
So we went in, took a number and waited……
and waited….
and waited…
The anticipation was KILL’IN me.
and then….our glorious number was called!
We went to the back and I was nicely told I could not go in because I was male! I instead had to wait until The Lady was done.
I decided to schmooze in the waiting area. It felt like I was never going to meet the Weezard!
Izzy got to go back because she’s a girl.
Evidentally she fancied these red undies.
FINALLY….the Weezard came out to greet me! She didn’t have a wand or a cloak or a beard but she looked really smart and was making a LOT of women happy by helping them look and feel sexy and beautiful and I think that’s like having all the power in the universe.